You missed the part where claiming to do all this upstanding work is supposed to get him laid.

Women are safer now than ever, there is no rape culture

About three beats behind (sorry). i suppose it’s not bad for someone who moves like she’s sedated.

You’re so right! Rats, I left out rats. How could I have forgotten the face-eating rats?

You are completely justified. “Unreasonable” would’ve been her being on your lawn.

Just the one on the top of his head.

Can there be a swarm of angry bees somewhere in that? Every comeuppance or payback is vastly improved by having angry bees, fire ants, or a fuckload of cobras.

He had the same conclusion, so by essentially mansplaining her report to the client they found it acceptable - even though they had to pay extra for the same information they shitcanned her for giving to them. C’mon, she had breasts and a uterus - everyone knows that invalidates whatever her findings were.

Yeah, because fer damn sure sons NEVER find their own voices when they follow their fathers into the same professions; unoriginal lameasses like that are utterly incapable of differentiating themselves in achievements. Winston Churchill, John F. Kennedy Jr. and Alexandre Dumas fils should’ve just gone into roofing or…

Dude, you gotta skew toward your audience. This is what Handzus Job understood:

Shuffle Master. He insisted on one being used as a condition of play, and then charged rent for his - while illegally raking in over $10 million. He’s a real cheap and abusive asshole by this account, and I haven’t seen anything to refute it.

Rotting dick cancer for all would still be too good for them.

You don’t “appeal” a TRO that you and your neighbor have agreed to.

Get the DVDs of the 1970's original from Netflix. Not as much naked chestiness but much more overall raunchiness as well as more in-depth storytelling, far better sexual chemistry/conflict between Ross and Demelza, and an aggressive villain who really looks like he’s one generation away from blacksmith stock, rather…

No, this is when she first meets them and finds out “the little critter” is named Pubert. She indignantly ordered them out of the house when Morticia made the crack about “pastels.”

I thinked the same thing. I mean, really.

So I am asking you “no” what? What are you answering “no” to? Is this really that difficult for you to understand?

Flirt.