Are you insane? You’d choose fresh air, sunshine and *gag* the scent of pine over this?

You didn’t answer the question; no what?

Brooks Barnes is a jealous, rumor-mongering, self-important, preening, misogynistic Mean Girl, a smug, unctuous, toxic, warty little hoptoad, and a poisonous, festering, leaky boil that needs to be lanced and drained of his noisome, pestilential bile.

Oh please, she wasn’t “answering a specific question honestly.” She was tossed the generic softball query of “what did you learn from SNL?” and she chose to elaborate that from then on she’d decided to only do things that were a lot of fun and made her happy. Well, that’s nice work if you can get it - and, of course,…

Pardon it? Are you fucking kidding?

I love her madly. That is all.

Aw, thanks - and I think you’re one of the more crackerjack commenters here. It’s more that I loathe the character - I had no real problem with her on Seinfeld or, I gotta be fair, SNL. Piscopo et al did hog the spotlight so it was probably hard for her to shine, but OTOH I never bothered to watch Old Christine after S…

You’re so right in that rich can’t buy funny, but apparently you can’t rent self-awareness with it, either. Me, I never thought she was all that great, and I can’t watch Veep because I find it relentlessly annoying rather than humorous, but that’s another story.

Sorry, but no. Because she’s privileged, her outlook is, by definition, a biased viewpoint. Her personal wealth gave her the luxury of not taking any job that didn’t delight her - the fact that she states it, without any sort of awareness, or recognition, or disclaimer of how fortunate she was to have that sort of…

Thanks - it was about 10 down on my list but I’m bumping it up on your recommendation.

That’s the point where the director comes out and tells everyone that no one’s been hurt, but the rest of the play’s been cancelled because Martians have landed in New Jersey.

Really sad to have Dad’s [non] hair, given the fact that Diana had follicles to spare. At least he isn’t doing Charles’ truly unfortunate low side part and combover.

Yeah, but if you have the luxury - and luck - of waiting until really quality productions are offered to you, it ain’t the same as having to take a lot of shit parts that you might hate in order to pay the rent. In addition, the fact that you can afford to be so selective actually makes people want you all the more,…

Nope. Aggressive stupidity doesn’t want to be convinced - their little pee brains (and no, that ain’t a typo) have managed to fixate on one hysterical notion, and that’s it for them. They also get off on the fact that they’re martyrs - they alone know the “truth,” so it makes them feel real special to have secret…

There’s a blowing your own horn joke in there, but I can’t go there. Mostly because I ain’t that flexible.

And I can’t believe Kelly gave Mycroft top billing.

It’s also too much multitasking for some rapists - they have to focus on shooting one load at a time.

Can you make it rain donuts instead? I believe they are less fattening than avocados and also if they are frosted in green that makes them a vegetable. This is science.

Except that in this case, you know that it doesn’t. Because their little fiefdom, in which they choose not to vaccinate their kid, unfortunately doesn’t keep measles or pertussis to itself, so those “fingertips” have a long reach into everyone else’s life. So while Bobby Fuckwit DeNiro says vaccines will give their…