Very good question, too. It’s to protect the orangutan from any infections Leo might have [shaddup, people, I hear you laughing]. If their jungle weren’t being destroyed, they’d have little to no contact with humans, and since non-human primates share a close genetic relationship with us, cross-species contamination…

This. But with Stouffer’s finest.

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Good one!

I now have mac ‘n’ cheese in my maxillary sinus. Thanks a bunch.

Still grey. And damp, to boot. Will probably not be joining you in Zihuateneho either.

The fact that you think you’re important enough that someone would actually pay for me to respond to you says it all. Talk about delusional. I could point out that your assumptions about the study are wrong, especially since it’s a computer-generated model, but why the fuck should I bother? You wouldn’t be able to…

I...I...nope.

culturally forced to invite 200+ people

It is wrong that I always wondered if you still couldn’t somehow eat the wedding cake? I mean, would really taste that bad?

People that dumb are too dumb to listen. That’s what makes it so funny.

Yeeaahh, not really. It’s so sad that you all fancy yourselves as being just like the one lone, creepy, pipe-pacifier sucking, diapered pajama-wearing octagenarian who alone managed to achieve that in the postwar era - bef0re his porch light fucking blew, that is. Wait’ll you find out that all that hypothetical money…

I don’t even think he has that going for him. Rather than a conventional delivery, I bet mom elected for an Alien-like caesarian so she could reject him across the room like toast.

So much so that you come here all the fucking time to troll - why, it’s like you can’t stay away. Oh yeah, I can tell that you live a well-rounded, rich, involved life that’s so chock-full of natural superiority and security that you’re only driven to trolling here as a lark, no doubt to have something novel to brag…

What’s so wrong with an ambulatory ottoman? Even the poop is stackable!

The technical term is “arsassination.”

I want to be you in my next life! I also want to go around saying, “Crikey, is it Bush week?” even when it’s not appropriate.

So it’s a Poohbic’s Cube?

Now that’s the kind of leadership you want for your sports team.

Yeah, the Catholic Church feels exactly the same way.