I love you and thanks for the migraine.

Yeah, you just keep on telling yourself that. Meanwhile, Anna Merlan, Nick Denton and I will be rolling around in our Pfizer stock payoff while we wait for Bobby to deliver our caviar pizza and Cristal.

And so do ours!

I think it tastes like licking a dock at low tide.

Is the mother ship due to pick you up soon, or are you planning to stay on this planet a while longer?

Huh, and Oprah thinks there’s nothing better than Weight Watchers...

Wait... is smegma a color option?

Good Christ, I’m sending you a Care package because you obviously need it more than - well, just about anyone on two legs. . Arriving in 3...2...1...

You said it - and I think that’s why God made twitter and FB. Shaming and a subsequent pile-on for dickish behavior can be a useful tool - especially since it seems that LuLuLemon finally realized that negative attention isn’t better than no attention at all,

This is very interesting. Sadly, the only way this sort of fuck-you-who-me? appropriation gonna stop is if artists start getting tougher and either demand payment for what they would have charged to license the design (now that they don’t have a choice), or bring suit against them for infringement. And then shame them…

LOL, that’s the one! (Dammit, now I’ll have to find another name...) The dude in Nigeria who was scamming her really chose the wrong occupation to confuse with a last name, because it turns out that not one single person in this country has “Advisor” for a last name. What I want to know is what percentage of the…

Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. Because you, who are so compromised intellectually that you operate at about a 10th grade level when it comes to grasping the basics of things scientific, and are so ignorant that you know literally nothing about epidemiology or the immune system, are fully qualified to make…

So fucking what? You obviously know nothing about film making, either. DeNiro made a personal recommendation of this film to the selection committee, probably without seeing it, because of his son. They complied. Unfortunately, it doesn’t belong in the “documentary” category, and TFF doesn’t have a “propaganda” slot.…

You clearly know fuck-all about autism in general, and even less about how IBS fits into the spectrum of GI tract disorders. “GI disorders” is an umbrella term, since IBS and inflammatory bowel disease (ulcerative/indeterminate colitis, Crohn’s) have overlapping symptoms. It also encompasses upper GI tract disorders…

Oh, yeah - and what you fail to realize that this is not just about showing the film in an independent movie theatre - Wakefield could have done that anywhere.

I like to crush roaches when I have the time. You’ll do just fine.

Learn to fucking read. Wakefield’s paper claimed to find a correlation between MMR vaccination and further regression autism in autistic children with bowel symptoms. It’s in the conclusion, which you ignored: “We have identified a chronic enterocolitis in children that may be related to neuropsychiatric dysfunction. I…

I can tell you haven’t had anything published - especially in a scientific milieu - because if you had, you’d know how authorship/co-authorship and publication in general works, why it’s NBD to toss extraneous hard copies at the end of a study, and so much more. The fact that you actually think you can “pay to get…

Your mom’s smarter than a fuck of a lot of people I know, but yeah, definitely an asshole.

Those are my favorite Dr. Phil episodes! If I can’t feel superior to someone who’s stuffing twenties into a cereal box and posting it to Lagos, what’s the world coming to?