I’m just hoping the valet is the one who paints on the spray tan and sets the yellow wig on the Impeached Orange Dumbsicle everyday.

Don’t rely on one person, if it they are a god. As Dr. Fauci (Brad Pitt) recently said:

I don’t care if he lies as long as he dies.

He should drink a bottle of bleach.

Gary, the valet, shows us how it’s done:

After pouring my morning cup of coffee, I had the news on this morning and they interrupted the broadcast with a “special report”... and I was disappointed to find out the “special report” was that new unemployment figures had been released. I was hoping for “President Drops Dead of Heart Attack”.

The headline speaks for itself: “Nearly Half of Men Say They Do Most of the Home Schooling. 3 Percent of Women Agree.” [New York Times]

Trump knows better than to trust numbers.

“all my kids’ teachers in order to make other people feel more comfortable.

We never had ventilator shortages. My local pediatric ER converted to a COVID ward and now sits empty.

Most of Trump’s followers dispute the holocaust numbers, so we should not be surprised they will deny their own neighbors deaths. 

Lately I’ve been filled with glee at all the pressed hags who are upset about their prince marrying an older, divorced, biracial, American actress. Meghan is probably living her very best life with her husband and baby while their frown lines and crow’s feet deepen in despair. Oh well!

If that happens, we go full court packing. Fuck it. 180 Supreme Court justices. Take them all from the NRDC, Lamda Legal, Planned Parenthood, and the ACLU. Impeach and remove Kavanaugh for the lulz. 

A lot of the hate towards her in my country in driven by the likes of the Daily Mail and other meida which she and Harry refuse to deal with after some of their previous stories about them. Just a bunch of newspapers throwing a strop.

Envy, envy, envy and probably a side-order of racism. She can fuck right off.

Is one of her children Piers Morgan or something?

I mean, I don’t really get people who are obsessed with celebrities (this includes the British royals, as that is all they are), but to go to these lengths to demean someone you’ve never met and who has never heard of you has to be one of the saddest things someone could choose to spend their time doing.

I’m pretty sure they see this whole thing as performance art

Elon Musk is not a genius. It’s a billion to one shot he ever got his company (somewhat) functional, and you will never convince me it wasn’t just incredible luck. This poor kid has two morons for parents who are going to treat him like a science experiment.