Counterpoint: the only thing I find attractive about that man is his beard.

Thank you for your empathy. I know there are people with much worse problems and I'm glad we're as fortunate as we are. I'm sorry you don't feel like you can eat out much but yes, sometimes the alternative is just easier.

There are a lot of people who don’t believe in allergies, period. It’s ridiculous. I’m allergic to most animals that aren’t dogs. My allergy to rabbits is severe, my allergy to cats is pretty bad, but I’ll likely survive and I’ve had reactions to pet rats, hamsters and gerbils. I’ve had a few people put said animals…

Ugh right? I think my stepson was 9 or 10 when he was diagnosed. People saved the dirty looks for us, though. Like “what are you teaching this kid”. I’m trying to teach him not to explode diarrhea all over your bathroom, thanks so much.

People look at my 7 YEAR OLD like he’s an asshole when they overhear him asking me if something has gluten at the grocery store.

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

Shallow, but: my inner child is crushed by how unattractive Prince William has become.

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

No, those contracts wouldn’t be enforceable. Couples who use surrogates sometimes try to insert clauses about what will happen if a fetus is found to have certain medical problems, but when push comes to shove, they can’t actually force the surrogate to abort. The same would be true of a couple who conceived after a…

I entirely support his right to have biological kids...with someone else. If Loeb wants children, he should find an egg donor.

That’s exactly what this is. He could have children with literally 100s of other women. This is some creepy control move and going public like this is fucked up.

I think he wants her genes. He wants beautiful babies. He's a slime ball.

WTF. Just all the WTFs.

So just so we’re clear, Sofia Vergara’s embryo’s are the last known embryo’s and no more women (who actually want children) are left on the earth to reproduce? Children of Men has finally come true?!

Maybe one of the dozen or so women he cheated with is willing to have his kid?

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

I guess once you have a starch, the only thing to do is have another?

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

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