You can even call me E if you’d prefer!

I live my internet life clean

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

Bad opinion.

I hope Bryce Harper sent Puig a box of his Make Baseball Fun Again hats.

In baseball you never shout at the player holding the pine because if he becomes offended, he’s allowed to release his spores, which means you’ll have to engage your sweepers to protect your team’s tubes.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

I can't wait to see his lil' awkward take out slide at 2nd!

Curt Schilling being decent and making sense just makes the other 95% of the times we hear from him that much more aggravating.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

“There. NOW, this sport that pays millions of dollars to 320 pound supermen to run full speed at each other in an attempt to stop the other, will finally be safe.
We’ve done it!”

Well, bears, helium is the second lightest element (as well as the second most abundant element in the universe). An enclosed container filled entirely with helium (a “balloon”) will be less dense than Earth’s atmosphere, where the concentration of helium by volume is only 5.2 parts per million. Thus, the balloon with…

God, I wish this had been in the NFL. Just imagine if Antonio Cromartie was bringing almost a dozen kids into the locker room or side line.

superstitiousIt’s been said before but it can’t be overstated that this is the weirdest and best controversy in the history of baseball. For some reason, I can’t get enough of it. It seems so obvious that a teenager shouldn’t come to work with his father everyday - why does Sale care so much? My theory is that some in…