SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS

I think there’s more pressure on millennials to be great straight out of school, which makes us harder on ourselves. Just like with sports coaches now, it seems like you have to be a winner straight away, especially since there’s so much more competition (graduates) for positions now than there ever has been.

Perhaps a great, or even good, man needs these products. But the Adequate Man does not.

Counterpoint:

Trust him. He’s a doctor.

But as Blac Chyna will tell you, there’s a fine line between looking like Zaddy

1. Extra Toilet Paper

An NHL team hiring a data guy isn’t new: In 2014, the Oilers hired analytics blogger Tyler Dellow, and the Maple Leafs brought on 28-year-old Kyle Dubas as an assistant GM.

I would’ve thought he felt a kinship with the Caps, from one playoff choker to another.

But Tony X assures me it’s not actually cold down there.

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

When you hit the level where you have to wake up in the middle of the night to eat because you NEED the calories to keep up your muscle mass is just insanity.

Thank God.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

Best fans in hockey.

I think I speak for everyone outside the 312 area code. Git er done, Blues.

I thought for sure that he was going to apologize to the infant fly community.

*Disapproval intensifies*

This is so damn sad. An adult fan bringing a glove to a game.

Honest question: Do the Rams make this trade if they weren’t moving to LA?