St. Paddy’s is worse, because it is so much bigger, but SantaCon is worser, because the douche-per-capita ratio of the participants approaches 1:1.

I’ve often said the only thing missing from the Fedex field experience is a dedicated mosquito preserve on premises.

CAD 19 games = USD 10 games

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

I can only give you +0.74 due to the exchange rate.

“He fractured his hand? Kids these days just don’t know how to fight.” - Jonathan Papelbon

Zamboni that shit.

Nate Diaz is like your drunk older cousin who’s kinda cool but also scares the shit out of you and you hope you never end up like him.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

In all fairness, Crunchwrap Porchswings isn’t the first person to get fucked by something backed by Delta.

Chris. Stop!

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

I don’t think that’s true.

“Fixed that for you, Tom.”

Probably not an accident. Probably Dusty’s passive aggressive way of showing “Royce” he’s not bigger than the team. “You think you’re special? I don’t even know your name.”

“...only exciting to watch.”

The fuckin’ Cluneatic! Love that guy. I can’t believe he’s still in the league after all he’s been through.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

He’ll soon wonder Wall will ever pass to him.

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls