Josh Smith, a guy with multiple locker room altercations already this year, gets traded for nothing. A few days later we learned that Blake broke his hand in an “undisclosed team-related incident.” I bet the two are related.

Dad’s Contract With Two Privileged Punks About Bobby Ryan’s Performance

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

As a Tampa resident, Lightning fan and former employee of them...I second this. Mmmmm it’s so tasy

As a Tampa fan and resident, I’m fucking loving watching this thing play out just as the Bolts get hot. Everything Steve Yzerman does right now is a big “fuck you” to Drouin, his agent and his parents. It’s delicious, and at this point I think Yzerman is perfectly content to keep the kid on contract as Thunderbug’s…

“I resign effective immediatley”

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

Real ‘son of an actor’ types

They act like they’ve been in a movie before.

They don't have a lot of natural talent, but they're real students of the game.

Those nominees really lead, the right way, during the production. True class acts.

They have no problem with authority.

They’re just really coachable.

New Head Coach of the 49ers Chip Kelly is really excited about all the nominees this year. He likes them because they’re intelligent and scrapy.

I feel like the follow-up questions were: “Cat? Good. What kind of cat? A tiger! Good! What kind of tiger? Not a Siberian of course, maybe something Indian with say, Bengal stripes maybe? Please say Bengal!”

That’s for you to ask the Flames...