It’s almost like he left room for an “e” at the end because he wasn’t sure which one to use, and then just never bothered to look it up.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

This is all the proof you really need.

Talking about Peyton Manning and HGH would take away from the time he had set on his crusade to ban players from jumping.

Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

Man, Peyton Manning turns down an interview request just this one time and Mort makes it personal.

“Football and Dominos” is just Mort-code for Netflix and chill, right?

“bearing” is the word you were looking for.

I like quirky old stadiums, but it’s hard to show that much love for the Murph. It never had much character to begin with. Nice tailgating environment, though.

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

Step 1: Make friends.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…