If you react that badly to water, you're probably one of those "Signs" aliens. Corey Crawford just saved humanity.
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Hey, have you ever found yourself sitting around and wondering things like, "Which player on the Philadelphia Eagles…
Kevin Blackistone called Drew "great" - not sure who this reflects worse on, Drew or Kevin.
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Sometimes rigorous workouts still do little to get rid of that pesky spare tire.
This is adorable, especially since Hank is neighbors with the slightly bigger one that Bud Selig built for Ryan Braun last season.
Glad to see that nice Spanish lady found work as a hairstylist.
Chad Quatre-vingt Cinq doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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No, YOU'RE CRYING!
what am I looking at here? The warrior after he had a drunken one night stand with a fatty? Note the warrior jizz on the right breast. Must've come from parts unknown
Clarke...
Flyers - USSR match in '76. I'm a Flyers fan, and this is a nice alternative to the many "Miracle on Ice" photos.
The Dodgers have acquired Big Boy for a "unique performance character" to be named later.
Here's one too.
no no..carry on making fun of one moronic red sox fan....
The Dodgers really come across as a bunch of bitches here.
OH! damn i went to the obvious places the art musiem independence hall broad street etc even tried the Franklin institute
"Why are people so into Yuengling?"