I disagree on both accounts because juiced balls and a bigger strike zone leads to fewer balls in play and balls in play are fun. The game is most exciting when fielders and hitters are running. Not when one guy is jogging around the base paths.

Well, he married Kate Upton, so that pretty much takes care of ball juicing regardless.

Let’s be real. This is some guy’s “My Favorite People/Americans” Photoshop pet project that he’s been working on for years, since he was in high school, updating it with his latest favorite TV shows, franchises, and celebrities. And then when he was assigned with the task of coming up with a graphic for the USWNT team,…

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Exactly. What kind of example does that set for the children (separated from their families and kept indefinitely in brutal detention without even soap or toothpaste)?

It’s not really her fault; some idiot asked her about it. It’s not like she “chose to take this stance” by scheduling a press conference to announce she wouldn’t go. Someone interviewing her asked her a question, and she answered the question presented to her.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

It started off as a “Right on, sister! Preach!!” for the first few seconds and then it made a screeching right turn into crazy-town. By the time she was done with her first sound bite, I was all:

No one could answer the phone, they were lowering the flag to half-mast.

And he probably tries to pay them in Mar a Largo buffet gift certificates. 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.

You’ve never taken a sporcle quiz. You type in Cardinals, it gives you credit for every team named Cardinals. Just like his explanation for the Reds getting credit when people are searching for Red Sox. You type Red spacebar and it populates Reds.

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

I can’t imagine Jared calling Melania a FLILF. He seems as sexless as a Ken doll.

Ivanka: “Just think honey, Daddy’s blood is like pudding, all we need to do is wait a little longer, and you know, Daddy’s leaving the White House to me anyways.”

To be fair, Joshua Kushner isn’t a great human being either. He may be a lifelong Democrat, but he’s still a technocrat and multimillionaire.