$1500, a signed helmet, and a promise to throw four interceptions the next time he plays my team.

You get all the credit for the reference, I just want to make sure the one or two who might not get it aren’t left in the cold.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

Seriously. The upcharge from economy to 1st class was almost certainly more than $1500. Of course he got shot down.

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

I’m not exaggerating— probably 80% of the business case studies I studied in business school were about just this sort of short- sighted thinking where an executive decided to take safety and/or quality shortcuts to save a couple of bucks and it bit them in the rear. This is, literally, Business 101.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Wow.... this is the breast equivalent of “Are migrant detention centers concentration camps? Ya or nah?” debate. Utterly pointless and vapid. But it has identified all the creepers lurking in your comments section. Did he say “bind” or “reduce”? Who cares? Why are we even discussing this? The more important part is…

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

Had a thief in my office a few years back. Doesn’t matter how you marked your lunch, if there was something good in there, you had a half a chance of finding it missing. Even marking a bag “Medical specimen - Do not touch” didn’t help.

I think most people just buy the stuff in the bin at the store.  I’ve rarely seen any types or different varieties to choose from at a regular grocery store.

Every time she licked one of us, we immediately said, “no,” stopped whatever we were doing, moved away from her, and ignored her for at least 30 seconds.

And they all congratulated you for giving the best blow job.

You said a lot of things

“Finish with a generous squirt”

Tip for Jess:

I hope the discount was worth....

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

“This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?”
Obviously no. Sleeping with your child is the absolute worst and parents who can (or pretend they can) co-sleep are actually swamp monsters sent to infiltrate and try to ruin American parentage by making normal…

Bush evaded those shoes because he is fairly athletic old guy who’s got reflexes like a cat.