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Uhhh...sure?

Just some food for thought:

This reminds me of Plague, Inc...which is probably an appropriate comparison to the spread of humanity at this point.

And he probably tries to pay them in Mar a Largo buffet gift certificates. 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

I think its especially sad that Little Donnie is obviously trying so hard to impress Dada with all of his big man outdoorsman weight lifting beard growing crap when anyone who knows Trump knows that shit is the last thing in the world that he would ever give a fuck about.

Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.

You’ve never taken a sporcle quiz. You type in Cardinals, it gives you credit for every team named Cardinals. Just like his explanation for the Reds getting credit when people are searching for Red Sox. You type Red spacebar and it populates Reds.

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

I can’t imagine Jared calling Melania a FLILF. He seems as sexless as a Ken doll.

Ivanka: “Just think honey, Daddy’s blood is like pudding, all we need to do is wait a little longer, and you know, Daddy’s leaving the White House to me anyways.”

To be fair, Joshua Kushner isn’t a great human being either. He may be a lifelong Democrat, but he’s still a technocrat and multimillionaire.

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

I’m not exaggerating— probably 80% of the business case studies I studied in business school were about just this sort of short- sighted thinking where an executive decided to take safety and/or quality shortcuts to save a couple of bucks and it bit them in the rear. This is, literally, Business 101.

I’m hoping that scientists continue to discover larger and larger squids, forcing them to come up with more and more extreme descriptors. Giant squid. Colossal squid. Gargantuan squid. Balthazar squid. Nebuchadnezzar squid. Leviathan squid. Who knows what other mysteries the ocean holds

“The scientists sent the footage of the 10-foot squid to Michael Vecchione at the NOAA National Marine Fisheries Services - National Systematics Laboratory at the Smithsonian, according to the NOAA log. Vecchione replied that he was “nearly certain” they’d filmed a juvenile giant squid. “