This is exactly why I’ve long worried that putting the most vulnerable women and children in the crypts of Winterfell, where they’ll be surrounded by the dead bodies of their loved ones like Ned Stark “to keep them safe,” miiiiight not be the greatest idea ever.

He also said that the first time time Ivanka refused his sexual advances in the Oval Office. 

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

FWIW i like my Ridgeline a lot. I live in a city and can parallel park easily. I can load the bed full after a home depot run. I can tow anything *I* need to with 5,000 rating. I can move furniture and make hauls to the dump easily. The waterproof bed trunk is like having an actual trunk. I totally understand the “not…

This is probably the best take. Regardless of whether he actually lied or not, this clearly isn’t a matter of life and death. This doesn’t need to be treated like the crime drama of the century. Chicago has bigger fish to fry.

Yeah, what happened yesterday is an incredible sports story; I’m not so sure it’s a great story, and it sure as hell isn’t “redemption.” 

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

I must admit, when I saw the linked “Tiger Woods Just Won the Fucking Masters” article, I got totally the wrong picture in my head. Good to see him “triumphing over adversity” though.

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”

This was a great “Everybody tells everyone everything. All the shoes drop. Nobody changes one iota. Let's move on.” episode. Sorry about Lord Karstark.

Moment of the episode had to be jaime somehow still arrogant but cool  as ever feeling pleased with himself for infiltrating winter fell only to be met with Brans doeful gaze. Infact Bran may have been my Mvp of the episode for the first time ever.

OMG when Sam asked Bran what he was doing out here after Sam’s talk with Daenarys and Bran said “waiting for an old friend” I thought he meant Sam, but HE MEANT JAIME. Wow that just blew my mind.

Dragon’s gotta eat.

It’s for old times sake.

I always thought Jamie would be forced to kill Cersei to stop her from doing something horrific in an attempt to maintain power. I’m even more sure now that we have Chekov’s crossbow.

You fuck right off with that nonsense. She's doing to make giant babies with tormund

Award for most uncomfortable conversation goes to Dany and Sam.

But it doesn’t, really. The Unsullied and Dothraki and Yara and the two dragons are loyal to Dany, not to the Iron Throne, so they don’t care who Jon’s parents are. The Northern lords are loyal to the Starks and hate the Targaryens, so they don’t care who Jon’s parents are. And Cersei has zero claim to the throne…

Jaimie’s hair darkened on his way North or what?