As I’ve written before, you want to point to someone even whiter than Orange Dumbass, that’s me.

This reminds me a lot of the story that goes around every Super Bowl that women are being illegally trafficked into the city where the game is being held to satisfy the allegedly voracious appetite for sex. You do a little digging and find out, every single time, that it’s bullshit; an urban legend. That’s not to say…

Worst. case. of. trickle. down. economics. ever.

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl. Rich people are so fucking bizarre.

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

January 20, 2019 was the same day that the Patriots beat the Chiefs to win the AFC Championship. So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11:00 a.m. that Sunday

hugged him again

No, but we can point out that you don’t have a sense of humor.

Whateve dude.

This reminds me of My Name Is Earl where every time the Latina character would speak extended Spanish it would be some comment about how the audience at home did not know what she was saying and the rest would be a nonsequitor.

The issue is that the story in the movie is 95% untrue. These two men were never friends; the driver was fired after 2 months. Mr. Shirley was not estranged from his family, didn’t have issues with his Blackness (the idea that he needed to learn to accept himself is absurd), didn’t need to be taught about Black…

I don’t know that Spike Lee was upset that he didn’t win so much as upset that Green Book won. Like if he had lost, but Roma had won, I don’t know his reaction would have been the same. He wasn’t visibly upset when Cuaron beat him for Director.

I think the LA Times said it best: Green Book is the worst Best Picture win since Crash (https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-oscars-green-book-worst-best-picture-winner-20190224-story.html).

What you post on public-facing social media is not your private life. It is your public life. On purpose. Because you’re choosing, voluntarily, to make it public.

The best part will be when they are in the heat of battle, Tyrion, bloodied and winded, will turn to Ser Bronn, as they are surrounded by an ever closing circle of white walkers, and say, “Well, things are certainly looking dire.”

(cue DOG ARMY)

Alternate theory on how the show will end: Season 8 will continue to pile on my questions, characters, etc. There will be a bunch of great battle scenes between the various armies, living & dead. There will be some gratuitous nudity. All the living main characters will be gathered together, Jon Snow will stand up to…

Or a version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where all the kids get murdered... wait never mind.

I always liked “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying SouthWest. If you look out the left side of the plane you’ll see Delta Flight 176. Give them a wave so they can see what a full airplane looks like.”

Obligatory:

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71.