When I saw "Florida Man" I just assumed that he organised for himself to be the defendant. Or maybe his fiancee.

Yeah, chances are they’ll simply pick the two candidates with the biggest social media following. So that Logan Paul asswipe and that egg from Twitter.

If it comes out it’s staged, his three step plan will have to be:

I totally get why people do not trust CPD (as a former Chicagoan I don’t trust the CPD) but the thing is this was a very high profile incident from the jump (as compared to others, which became famous later). This was a big deal for Chicago on the national scene and CPD knew they would be under the national spotlight…

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

There’s a fine line between inspiring a song and “basically created” I mean, this isn’t a “Blurred Lines” scenario, it was more about the shared concepts that “American Pharaoh” and “This is America” both have and even if Jase Harley’s song came out first, it isn’t inconceivable that Glover would think similar things…

Pretty sure its not a wrap on that mustang, just returning from Cars and Coffee

The Salt Lake City Chargers Temple Stadium will seat exactly 144,000 people.  

> I think the rate is 1 in -2

I dated someone in college whose parents legitimately asked for “the dago Red” when ordering wine at a restaurant (they meant Chianti).

I think the current estimate for salmonella infected eggs is 1 in 20,000, so you’re pretty ok with raw yolks (which are the last part to get the salmonella anyway - raw whites are more…

Let’s see if we can get schools to teach black history (and southern schools to teach accurate history) before we worry to much about sports.

I thought he did at first, too, but he was reverse-engineering who the oldest people alive are and if they could conceivably lived on Manhattan for all of their lives. As he does, he concluded through his decent research with a hypothetical he pulled completely out of his ass.

I thought so too, but in a longwinded way he seemed to be using reductive logic to get the age down before getting back to the main point.

Worst time slot to watch your team lose is the 9am London game. You wake up excited that you get early football then it ruins the football watching for the rest of the day.

No way Gisele’s tolerance for her husband’s *cough* tomfoolery extends to their children. Those kids’ shots are up to date.

I kinda want to know which bread he meant.

So what do you want to happen? I honestly want to know.

I don’t understand this at all. Black people don’t want crime in their community either. I get there are numerous factors that affect criminal behavior, etc, but dismantling the system is not what I ever wanted. I simply want Black and White Americans treated equally under the criminal justice system.