Oh, my sweet summer child. Here’s a blast from the past from our long-departed Gawker...

Based off literary_funk’s comment I’m tempted to say this is normal Crazy Celebrity behavior but I fully believe that Lindsay is only semi-lucid at any given moment thanks to substances.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

People, particularly teenage boys, do incredibly stupid things.

Agreed. I guffawed at a .9 Magary Level.

In that case we have an uncontested #1, the warmth in all of our hearts from Drew returning to work in some capacity, even if it’s just chiming in from the peanut gallery on other people’s posts.

Cat on your lap while you sit by a fireplace may be the ultimate warmth. 

Do you own a cat? Because for whatever reason, whenever you have a cat on your lap, you have an overriding sense of obligation that means you are not allowed to move for ANY REASON until the cat and the cat alone decides to leave. Granted, at some point, after the appropriate amount of suffering, you move the cat,…

Cat on your lap warmth is probably between four and five on the actual warmth scale. But on the practicality scale it is last, it is unreliable, moody, and won’t get up when you need to go to the bathroom.

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

Drew tweeted he’s on his way home from the hospital today.

Public outcry would intensify, as would resistance in the courts I think. The Judicial branch does have the ability to declare if a state of emergency can be called or not, among other things.

The Democrats should just do the following for their official response:

I’ll be masterbating with a brillo pad and lemon juice. I believe it will be less painful and humiliating than watching his “speech”.

This is all true and it’s another reason why the credit score system is so bonkers.

Thank you, Wende.

Why don’t any of the networks decide to tape-delay it by a minute or so and put up live fact-checking graphics?

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”