Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

A softball. I would have thought that impossible. That really drives home the value of a medical degree.

Yes, there are LOTS OF WOMEN who have so little understanding of their own anatomy, especially of the genitals, that they have no idea if something got in there how they would get it out. Hence the thousands of women who die every year from septic shock or massive uterine infections due to foreign objects in their…

Worked in surgery for a number of years. I will not provide the entire list but just the top three rectum items.

So which one of these was Drew?

How do you possibly explain the domino in a penis?  Honestly? 

I beg to differ. This kind of wonkiness has been happening since always.

Dominos in the penis and the vagina—I need to reread the rules to Mexican Train...

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

See, I’m more certain the popcorn one is a 3-6 year old thsn the computer key on.  It sounds like Little Kid Logic, plus the size of most computer keys suggests a larger person

The penis entries are always a worthwhile reminder that with close to 400MM people in America and 7B throughout the world, no matter how crazy the activity you can imagine, there's probably 200 people doing that very thing right now. 

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

““SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT””

Thor Ragnarok wasn’t about actual Vikings, it’s about a race of aliens (Asgardians) who inspired Norse mythology. Idris Elba is a POC and had been playing Heimdall already, and one of the Warriors Three was portrayed by an actor of Asian descent. So why would Tessa Thompson’s inclusion in the film annoy you so much.

lol ummmmm, Asgardians are fucking space aliens Heidi, not Vikings. You’re just a racist.

London might be majority white (around 60%, I think), but there’s a significant population of Black and Asian people, not quite 20% of each. It’s a very diverse city, so it looks odd when it’s depicted closer to ethnically homogeneous. It’s as jarring as “Friends” having a white NYC for 9 years...

 Think about why that upsets you so.

How are people guilty of “illegal immigration” if they do exactly what the US says they must do in order to apply for asylum? This creap spouted by Miller, coupled with the recent reports that they’re considering deporting Vietnamese refugees who arrived pre-1995 and were till now considered legal in the US shows just…

With respect to the film’s lack of diversity, it might be worth noting that this features a rare example of a white woman being paired off romantically with a black man (Keira Knightley/Chiwetel Ejiofor), something that’s almost never depicted for a bunch of racist reasons. Admittedly, the climax of that storyline is…

“We must close this 2,000 mile border!” Immigration is no more of a threat today than it was 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 100 years ago. On our list of pressing problems, illegal immigration is probably 150. Healthcare, the crashing stock market, the Trump Tariffs, falling wages, unaffordable housing, high…