Forget? The only reason I know the guy's name is because of his superb level of asshoundery.

I'd want to spray something on my hands to make them super conductive or super resistive (whatever this thing measures) and then take this test, and make that needle spin off the fucking charts, and then be all "I AM YOUR CHOSEN ONE AS THE PROPHECIES HAVE FORETOLD"

Oh, we're years past that.

That's because you only go on pizza night

I'm not sure why people keep saying this. Other than being agonizingly slow drivers I've rarely had problems with the elderly. The worst drivers I encounter on a regular basis are young. They're impulsive and too arrogant to realize how incompetent they are.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Keith Law has joined the fun.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

I'm... uh, kinda curious and want to ask for a link, but... hmmm, satisfy my curiosity or have no mental scarring tonight? I still bear a grudge against Mark for rosebud.

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

Am I the only one who SO WOULD

Let's not forget that the best version of this 2700lb RWD car had the SR20det, a 205 hp turbo 2.0.

My 240 isn't shitty!! I love it.