Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Arriving late due to a delayed flight and showing up late to the airport are two different things. I've waited on flights for economy class travelers to get in on delayed connections before.

Usually if they text me and it's obviously a scam, I make an ad in the women seeking men section of Craigslist with their cell phone number and the text "send me pictures of yourself, clothes optional"

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

An excellent first bike, then.

Photographed mid-"gotta get that paper somehow" shrug.

Not sure if it counts as a soundbar as it's much deeper than a traditional one. but the Zvox Soundbase 580 is amazing. http://www.amazon.com/ZVOX-580-Low-P…

Not sure if it counts as a soundbar as it's much deeper than a traditional one. but the Zvox Soundbase 580 is…

If I had a dime for every time a stoner acted aggressive, erratic, and combative towards me, I'd be a rich man.

I had an AMAZING experience with #4 a few months ago. I had purchased a Thule rooftop cargo box for $499 (I thought this was a pretty good price), and noticed it was down to $399 between 2-3 weeks after ordering. I went on chat, and they did say that typically they only do it for price changes within 7 days, but…

Why isn't everyone pissed off like they were at GM? I'm really not sure. This recall is almost five times larger than GM's ignition switch recall. Maybe it's because the blame can't be pinned on a single automaker, or maybe it's because it doesn't affect car companies we've come to expect this from. It's a serious…

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

This would be me.

Why did Kanye let her finish?