and as the grandson of a WWII vet...i stand by my statement.

I am at a point where I seriously ask myself on a regular basis why I don’t just come up with some scam to defraud people like this and take their money. Just abandon all those pesky personal ethics and separate these rubes from their life savings.

Drew - you are like my taller, younger brother (says a guy with 3 shorter, older sisters). I have watched you try to endear yourself to me and my friends - going on chopped, using a lot of swear words because they make you feel older and talking about your shits and your matubatory habits. Like the younger brother,…

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Has anyone else noticed she was hanging out with Melissa King the Miss Teen USA contestant that did porn?

As a proud Hawkeye... I can only follow this gem with a song of my own...

+1 bushel of sweet corn. So good I could practically smell the Ped Mall.

This is a goddamn masterpiece.

So, you obviously either went to Northwestern, Iowa, or Minnesota. Because otherwise I wouldn't be laughing this hard. Holy shit dude, well done.

Holy shit.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,