My grandma’s coconut cake! Not many eat it, so she rarely makes it, but it disappears when she does. She tells people she made it for herself and her baby (ME). Nobody can breathe next to it until I have a slice.

Wrong. 

And he bet not try to give her any of my grandmama’s sock it to me cake or I’m throwing Cardi’s other shoe at him.

Me

He didn’t ignore you, you dumb trollop! HE WAS IN HIS FUCKING APARTMENT! HE DIDN’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANY FUCKING THING YOU SAID!!!!!

I’ve been in the Army. This is bullshit. 

That looks like NYX Rome or Cannes or something similar to Kat Von D’s Lolita (find a dupe because she’s cancelled) with a liner.

Kinjaisannoying

It seems they’re at the very least friendly, so maybe it’s pet language between two people who know each other?

I know this is serious, but really! I want to know. What was she doing all day that her working a “full shift” matters? They say that like she was rescuing a boy’s soccer team from a cave when they also screech that most interactions with police are peaceful and no one has anything to fear.

She’s not running. She’s said this. America does not deserve her. Let it the fuck go.

Beyonce’s a broke whore, but he’s been crying broke for years to anyone who will listen. Temporarily poor millionaire indeed.

Yep

Doesn’t everyone who works pretty much work a full fucking shift?

That shit should go out the window when they’re off duty. 

Wauwatosa, where this took place, is 4.81% black.

No black person sees a young-ish looking black person with two older white women and calls the police because it just has to be a robbery since 1) we all have a black cousin who stays off in some white pussy or 2) we all have cousins/aunts/a grandmama or two who present as white if you don’t pay attention. Hell, I’ve…

I’m trying to figure out if he ever had reason to take the red line from Bethesda beyond Metro Center.

Then maybe you don’t need to gowork with teens.

Ain’t no couple, B.