Tuh. I’m expecting more than a few stories of men having shady run ins with him.

“It’s a go-to put down even for trolls. I can’t tell you how many trolls will come at me telling me to hurry up and ring up someone’s order, or claim that I’m not employed and can’t keep a job because they apparently don’t know that people can post from their phones and posting in the middle of the work day doesn’t…

You can accomplish both at the same time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My farm is down the way from yours. Do you have any scotch bonnet seeds? I want to start a small patch close to the house. 

Yeah...cancer and heart disease are usually things you figure out before people die, so it's not a shock when they do. 

My first thought, after reading the title and seeing his picture, was “His mama must be white.” 

“When the Herald asked Bank of America about the issue, spokesperson Carla Molina declined to comment on specific changes, but insisted that there was no change in how the bank collects information from customers in at least the past 10 years.”

He can wear his MAGA hat wherever he wants because freedumbs. Protestors should have stayed home because...what did they expect? See how that works?

...and who the fuck shoots stray dogs?

Only if Barry Jenkins directs. 

I’m not from Florida, so the only reason I paid any attention to him is because of his surname since I’ve never heard of any Gillums outside of my family.

Ugh. KK had her serving LEWKS. Now she’s back with the shits. 

I’d listen to his opinion on car window repair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Same. I use a primer, apply a powder, and apply my foundation using a beauty blender spritzed with makeup sealer, wait for it to dry and dust powder before spraying with more the makeup sealer.

This is more than likely white women not wanting to be seen as “old” and taking it out on a kid.

They have a shade comparison chart on their site: https://www.beautybakerie.com/pages/cake-mix-foundation-dupe-chart-shade-comparison-guide

You can use whatever oil-based remover you want/have on hand. 

I’ve been rocking the Cranberry Stiletto Lip whip for a few years now. I’ll give the foundation a spin. 

Bye, Harriot. I’m DONE with the internet today. 

I’m here for this.