“Meanwhile, a Safeway spokesperson told the news station that they were investigating why Martin was the one reported to police, adding that workers had called police because a man who had stolen before had returned to the store.”

Let me go get my Y505 right quick. 

Awwwww...stupid troll is going to act like Investigation Discovery isn’t a part of every single cable package in America. That shit is even in hotels. Git.

My aunt took time out of her day to call me and remind me that she is 80 and can’t be sure how much longer she’ll have her mind to know what a baby is.

White people stay trying to tell us black people are violent like they don’t have an entire fucking channel dedicated to them stalking/raping/killing each other.

16. “Let me tell you sumn...”

That guy worked really hard for that job, yanno. 

Where are all of these monuments to Hitler used to remind us to have “the discussion” regarding his atrocities?

Told y’all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Something, something, something...CLASSISM! 

Just like they’ve all been working since they were 14, no one ever gave them anything and they own their own *very* successful businesses while having a great job with benefits🙄

Simple: Because they feel black people don’t deserve them.

I’m trying to figure out how “times were different” when “having sex” with a drunk person has been a no-no since at least the mid-90s when I was in middle school. Because what we not gon do is act like this clown is 75 years old.

Log off

I been told y’all about this frog throated negro, but nooooooo.

I was waiting for a woman named Latrice. The person who showed up was a 50 year old white woman. I was...confused. See also: the 70 year old, very southern white man named Malcolm.

Sherrod Brown is out just because he says his name wrong. It’s Shuh Rod, but he insists on pronouncing it Sherud.

The first red flag was him not driving. 

“I can’t wait to try it out, I hope it comes in my shade.”

🙄