Okay, but in 2015 he was saying shit like this...soo

I’m highly offended that this bitch thinks the bulk of black women are out here sharing her experience of being drug abusing, drug dealing hookers.

I didn't join the Navy because I would have had to cut my hair. I have curly hair. LOLno. 

I’m just waiting for the MJB thigh high boot line.

I’m 5'2 and not many lbs. I run into MFs taking up too much space and not looking at where they’re going all the time.

I briefly worked with a white woman who would brag to everyone that her initials were K.K.K.

Let’s see...

So is DC, but TSA has difficulties with it.  

Last night, someone told me slaves migrated here. I just 😒 the dumb fucker and left.

He needs deliverance. 

I’ve tried metal, but I’m always scared of rust and cutting myself. The shower scene would be like something out of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

And after you tap your serum in use a roller-jade or rose quartz. I leave mine in the refrigerator until I’m ready to use them.

Amen. I’ve found the best “file” in a Mr. Pumice Pumi Bar that I use every few days in the shower.

Would you like a drink while you wait?

I’m trying to explain why I'm laughing at “twerk technician” to a non-native English speaker and all it’s doing is making me look like a crazy American.

There were fireworks being enjoyed in my ‘hood at 11PM last night. I didn’t shoot anyone or call the police. I simply recognize that I live in a place where I’ll hear fireworks from June 29th until July 10th and again December 28th to January 5th.

Is this the same wife they were fighting over before or a new one?

Last year (from August-December) was one of my darkest periods in a very long time. Everything finally started getting better in March-ish, but the crying, anger, and frustration before that? Chile...I made it through somehow and now I’m trying to repair a few relationships I damaged. The only advice I can give is to…

I haven’t had McD’s nuggets in maybe 10 years, but I didn’t want to leave them out.

Bet he won’t try that with Boogie Cousins.