False. Some of us were still being breastfed when Thriller was released, so we weren’t watching videos to have them draw us to the album. Good day!

Thriller because I have the most songs from that album and hat’s how I’ve decided to settle these things.

I will allow the more benevolent among us to give me their portion.

Okay, and? We weren’t even allowed to take our phones beyond the front desk, so I’m thinking my work was just a tad bit more sensitive and confidential than yours.

They required files to be stored behind two locks-a safe and a locking door. My office door didn’t count because it was just one door and there were people…

Some days a cube with masking tape would have been preferable. It wasn’t all that neat if I’m being honest. It was a pain in the ass to follow double (locking) protocol. The couriers would bring the files and I’d take them, log them, and had to wait for the courier to leave before locking the door because I couldn’t…

They don’t realize how crazy they sound. You can count on one of these chatterboxes to come in all upset to learn people really don’t want to talk to them, but we also don’t want to be assholes to them and PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. It never crosses their mind to maybe, just maybe, shut up if allllll introverts do is whine…

I don’t know who you’re supposed to be talking to, but it ain’t me.

You’re chatty. Great. You’re responsible for recognizing that no one owes you engagement. No one has to entertain you. No one has to be held hostage to whatever comes out of your mouth because you feel like vomiting your inner thoughts at them. That…

Not necessarily. I had one on my old office door when I dealt with sensitive information, but I didn’t use it to sexually harass anyone. It was to keep people from coming in when I was on calls/handling data.

Anyone high enough on the food chain had one.

So don’t acknowledge people? Because that’s just dumb as shit. Smiling that smile at someone isn’t an invitation for conversation..it’s noting their human existence.

Weird, it seems extroverts are the ones who can’t shut up and realize not everyone wants to talk to you no matter how mundane you think it is. How about ya’ll hush? Why do we have to point to earbuds or headphones to let you know we don’t want to be bothered? They should be a big fucking clue that we don’t want to…

She’s tagging along with him to Dubai or some shit smiling like a fool.

You don’t have to like her songs to like her personality. The song is an abomination, but she seems like a sweetheart.

When I lived in Germany there were Germans who never left Germany claiming to be Native American and having full on damn pow wows. It was the most confusing thing I’d ever seen in my life.

I only know of Khalid and SZA.

Uh...no. They’re overtly racist (and Dems love coloreds, so that can’t even happen) and overly-religious (which means they don’t give a fuck about those girls, or any other vagina haver, even if they possess one themselves) because they’re lusting after 14 year olds them damn selves.

Roy Moore is them and they are Roy…

This is for white people to use as a club to beat POC over the heads with. It’s not about learning more, per se. It’s about white people trying to find a reason, any reason, to give their fellow white people a pass on their racism. “See, John isn’t so bad! I don’t know what they’re complaining about! Shut up about all…

Sadly, yes. I screenshot and ridicule if they’re gray.

Bad take, pal. Bad take. Luckily, it’s Thanksgiving and the regulars are probably prepping for family time and won’t be able to properly drag you to hell where you belong.