You mean a cuckoo clock that’s jammed at 12:00 and won’t shut up?

You are technically correct.

Projecting more than a damn IMAX theater 

The first thing I thought of was the episode of Cheers, when Woody says he maimed somebody in a bowling accident.  Sam responds something like, “Well, bowling accidents happen, you hear about them all the time.”

Fauci received a Presidential Medal of Freedom from Dubya in 2008.

i ain’t gonna lie, i’d let that last one hit it. lol

And now I just laughed really loudly in the office when I’m supposed to be doing serious-face work. If I’m in trouble I am so throwing you under the bus

In fairness, cold and unsweetened is by far the best way to consume tea.

1) Borden

She is probably taller

Extra points for pets in photo!

Give that good dog some cheese, dangit.

That weariness is so evidence in the abortion rights movement - it’s so difficult and challenging to be fighting for an established right over and over and over and over. 

Hopefully the dog makes a full recovery. 

What the hell?  If I put the work in, the splatter is the reward.

TLDR: Fuck that guy

Fuck 85% of the frequent flyers on Nextdoor

I read yesterday that 90% of people who require hospitalization for COVID-19, have some kind of life long impairment from it.

He should get updated talking points.

“I was just reading a dust-up in my local NextDoor universe where some Trumper was arguing along similar lines. He talked about how schools should definitely reopen because the kids just shake off COVID. . . .”