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justcanthavenicethings

That’s pretty much what the Fyre app (of the Fyre festival) was supposed to be.

Remember Klout? ...kinda starting to think it was just a decade ahead of its time.

I think they made (or were trying to make?) an exception for married Anglican priests who officially converted to Roman Catholicism a while back.

I don’t think that’s quite right. Priests in the Latin branch of the Catholic Church (my terminology is not right, but there’s also the Eastern Rites church which is Catholic but which does allow priests to be married) can’t be married when they’re ordained. An exception is made for the very few married ministers in

It also means that BoJack can’t erase his past mistakes, and alcohol shouldn’t have to be the solution.

You mean Cats is actually a great movie buried for political reasons? What most people are saying about Cats sounds more like Alita, Battle Angel, or Xanadu, or the weirdly successful Mamma Mia 

OMG I saw Ishtar in the theater. I was in jr. high & I couldn’t understand why people said this Warren Beatty guy was so hot.

Juice cleanse: day 3 I deliriously ate a mint I found under the seat of my car.

That’s what Craigslist personals was for. Now we are adrift.

…..meh, Edward VII bought a Sex Bench when he became King after Queen Victoria died in 1901...this feels like Old News   …….of course, his would have been much creakier, one imagines.....

When I took up my freelance career a long time ago I decided I would pass along a little wisdom on my tombstone:

NDA’s can be for all kinds of situations and reasons, the party requiring one doesn’t need to be selling anything.

I’m IN Florida and agree with this. Great story.

Hell, I’d be fine using my metro card to get in a bathroom in Times Square.

Can’t link to Twitter from work, but there was a video which did the rounds of someone singing it as Morrissey.

I keep hearing it sung to the tune of Dire Strait’s “Money for Nothing”

♬♩♪ Hey little girl, I wanna be your dictator. ♬♩♪

Or Johnny Rotten 

I loved that concert!!

And for the perfect Joey quote, “Now I wanna sniff some glue”