Honey, where'd I leave the burner key again?

justcanthavenicethings

11/18/19

11/12/19

11/6/19

….don’t forget all the ermine bands around the State/Imperial crowns.....

11/5/19

11/5/19

I was married to myself but there was an acrimonious divorce.

10/31/19

“It’s not like we’re making video calls...”

10/31/19

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

10/30/19

The Right seems to think we are bothered by Bill Clinton being exposed as a pedophile... we aren’t.

10/24/19

Lest we forget...

10/23/19

Thank you for this.

10/22/19

This one was the best. I still use the phrase "cunt punt."

10/22/19

please tell me you’ve seen michael sheen do a reading of this email...

10/22/19

Must be visiting BYU

10/22/19

That was a good one

10/16/19

I like the cut of your jib.

10/12/19

Why does your great aunt hate Canada?

10/8/19

Trump smoking weed:

9/30/19

9/18/19

Jokes on you, Australia’s pregnant!

9/17/19

VIRGINIA IS TWICE THE STATE (commonwealth) THAT STUPID FUCKING NORTH CAROLINA COULD EVER BE!