Let’s just say his wife is very interested in children’s braaaaaaaiiiiins.

And the fashion advice:

Maybe she just got spray tan tips from Ross Geller.

Her plastic surgeon is both delighted and offended that you haven’t considered there are reasons other than photoshopping that she looks this way.

One of those kids is probably his.

SAME.

Me too, 100%!!

He hasn’t delivered yet. He’s expecting.

No hate for this dog, he’s probably the smartest and most thoughtful member of the Trump family.

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

Can’t wait!

But once born, they can GTFO, unless they’re white, non-welfare babies. Obvi.

Had he not heard it pronounced in court filings before?

And miatas being mostly driven by people who don’t fit in them.

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

It’s the face of someone you see smoking outside a neighborhood dive bar at noon on a Tuesday

The staircase giveth and the staircase taketh away

as long as he’s not doing my taxes..

And that animation is the best medium.