Now you tell me; my “Tea for two?” got me a restraining order(!).

“Honest to God I missed the “WITH” in the article title.”

Not as bad as River Phoenix.

His voice is like if a gamergater’s penis could talk.

I love my bob but it so much effort. I have weird half curly hair and it cannot air dry ever and look okay (unless it’s super long and unbrushed). I am growing out my pixie and I just got to the baby ponytail length and tbh I’m not sure I can keep this effort up. I feel like I only look put together with Mia Farrow…

Hackers come in 3 flavors:

the original video is even better...

Me, defiantly:

Drug using Muggles = Druggles

Depends.....who’s in front, and who’s in back? A guy’s gotta think of the details, y’know?

You’re calling me a contraception loving hussy? I have just one thing to say to that.

“You’re gonna need a bigger thread.”

of course, that depends completely on the individual and is a personal choice, hwiltbka.

No way. If Michael Phelps were winning his 20th gold medal and people were blathering about his bathing suit, he’d have the same right to be mad.

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

I bet Trump’s passwords are along the lines of “CanIGiveYouABlowjobMisterTrump” or “PleasePeeOnMeMisterTrump” and he conveniently “forgets” from time to time so that he can ask his assistants, “Hey, Hope, honey, what’s my Twitter password? I Forgot again.”

If it’s an intruder, can you shoot on sight?

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

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