They air after “But Seriously Folks” and “Oh No You Di’int”.

“I must get cook to put more pineapple in Phillip’s meals.”

I think we need to put Justin Bieber in prison until we can be 100% certain that he is not, in fact, Jeffrey Dahmer. It’s the only way that the good people of this country will be safe from this cannibalistic menace.

Eh, there’s a queue.

I’ve seen that scene before here:

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

THIS. Welcome to Boulder. I drive a Ford Focus and often drive past people in SUV’s and ‘trucks’ (it’s a pickup, your city is showing) in the ditch/median or spinning their wheels. Sorry my dad taught me how to drive AND laugh at those less fortunate.

Scott Walker is the true cause of the amphibian extinction crisis.

This reminds me how every so often a manager or agent will write a book about the acting business and have all these anecdotes about how so many are like “I hate actors” but how actors are the core because if agents/managers all disappeared one day, Hollywood would continue, but movies/TV are fucked wihout actors. …

“Last meal” sounds appropriately dire...

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

That’s especially disturbing if it comes from a guy.

We need to Demand everything!!

If you’re a Harvard student and know more, get in touch.

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

One Time at Jug Band Camp

That one is filled with crushed Ambien.

My only experience was with Jenna - she was a shitty tipper (read: no tipper) at the restaurant I managed on the Drag and she only showed up to class on exam days. I busted my ass through college, actually attended it, and yet, I didn’t get the plum NBC assignment :/ (but my gaydar pings with Babs and I’m okay with…

Just sharing.