“sack of foreskin” - fixed that for ya!

In all seriousness, how many times have you or anyone you know had someone enter your home at 3 AM?

To me, “Defund the Police” is a righteous movement with a branding issue. It resonates with people that are already in the streets protesting, but does little to sway those less familiar with the proposed policy changes associated with the movement. I’m still a little on the fence because I don’t think “Defund the…

I get what you are saying. Lazy is probably a poor descriptor for my issues with this study.

Good thing one of the authors was a dude or we would have never even heard of this landmark work! /s

The sheer laziness of this study is breathtaking. Experienced male authors have higher citations and female researchers that co-author with the experienced males have higher citations. The established predominance of male researchers in STEM fields is just taken as a given, like the sun rising in the east and water is…

Ok so the thing I noticed was how a split second before the concrete hit the car, some ice on the front grill of the car fractured off. I’m guessing that the falling slab generated a bow wave in the air that travelled at the speed of sound and hit the car first.

But what if we weaponize this irrational fear of lasers? Everyone should carry a laser pointer to mess with him everywhere he goes until he concedes.

White male Boomer (WMB) here. I was driving this morning and saw a couple of MAGA-hat wearing WMBs crossing the street in front of me and threw up a “unity salute” like that beautiful lady in the photo accompanying this column. I’m generally pretty reserved but it just felt so right. I’m at a loss as to how to…

Oooh I’ve got one - how about lunch with the cast of the View, WITHOUT MOTHER!

Nope, only one of those three adjectives applies to her current investment. **winks, stage whispers “its the middle one”**

Do you know where I can get about 10,000 of these beetles before tomorrow? As a follow-up question, do you think these beetles would be amenable to being duct-taped all over one’s body long enough for one to cast a vote in a presidential election?

Referring to Mr. Crosby’s earlier dustup over Eddie VanHalen’s musical legacy, I believe Mr. Crosby to be of a more holistic nature. In other words, rather than arbitrarily subdividing Mr. Crosby’s being into Dick and Caboose compartments, I believe Mr. Crosby instead to consist of, and in fact is, wholly (a) dick.

AOC is definitely what this country needs going forward. Although I’m not completely in alignment with her confrontational way of doing business in Congress, I’m very much in support her big-picture view of where the federal government needs to head in the decades to come. But I’m an Old, and I’m pretty sure my lifetim…

“Press 7 to delete this message”

Given Trump’s propensity for ducking debts, I wonder how many people he will manage to stiff in the course of this election’s activities?

Maybe we should add “fat man” to the list. As in the atomic bomb detonated over Nagasaki. Seems like an apt analogy to current foreign policy.

Since a small bottle is so much smaller than a cask of Amontilado, you might have to settle for a much smaller act of villainy like leaving them in the car with no keys while you run into Starbucks or not replacing an empty toilet paper roll or something.

I’m an outdoor rider and see packs of 5-20 riders all squished together and it gives me a rage embolism. I miss society too but the combined viral plume of a cluster of 5+ riders has to be approaching 20 feet.
 

“perched on the edge of a stool as if he’d never sat on one before”