justcanthavenicethings
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justcanthavenicethings

I think there were lots of grandchildren but they all got eaten by seagulls!

There’s a lid for every pot I suppose!

If and when the pandemic is finally under control, Fauci should get an all-expenses paid holiday to his destination of choice and free drinks for the rest of his life.

The more you know! Another reason to hate Orange Cheeto.  Sigh...

Birx needs to get whatever meds that Fauci is using to keep him going. I could see them having many, many drinks together for TGI/WTF Fridays.

I thought the same thing about aliens when I saw Ms. K up there. A lot of the aliens in old-timey SF shows on TV had super-angular features like that (my apologies for dupes - THANKS KINJA!):

How Fauci keeps going through all this dumb-fuckery amazes me. If anybody deserves a Presidential medal it is this guy, although I wouldn’t hold my breath unless doing so would get Cheeto a few more votes. 

Maybe she can just pivot to “Be Best” going forward.

My first impression is that the above model was rocking low-rider leather pants over enormous leather granny panties that were protruding out of the top, in what I call a “mega-senior BDSM whale tail”.

And only one of them has a Nobel - HA!

Taft had better hair, bigger hands, and a hotter wife too!

If the herd doesn’t think COVID-19 exists, then it doesn’t exist. Problem solved!

Yes you’re correct I think!  Sorry anonymous androgenous Trump supporter person!

You never know when some producer contacts him for a “head shot”

In the name of “statistical literacy”: the fact that the sentence differences estimated for purely racial differences (31/25 days) were not just 70% of the overall sentence difference (168/148 days) stems from the fact that the variables listed above are not independent or even linearly related. For example, the

I think whether she believes him or not is pretty irrelevant.   

“I’m...so sad for this country and nobody seems to understand!”

That’s REPRESENTATIVE Poison Pork Sliders to you, good sir!

Speaking of the guy in the black T-shirt, I’ll just leave this here.

“I wouldn’t be able to stand here this evening and keep to myself some bitter regrets that I have at poor decisions to work with individuals with whom I wish I had not.”