“She doesn’t have hands, per se, she’s a fucking snake”

That was an unauthorized leak for the name of Tesla’s new mounting system:

Preach

I’m just here to say that the above photo appears to be Xian Lang flipping the double bird to the casual reader. If only...

I agree that this latest news cycle is not really breaking any new ground with respect to Trump’s character. However, it seems like one of the better-documented examples of his duplicity. He paints himself as the macho commander-in-chief yet the military is a haven for losers and a waste of talent that could otherwise…

Unless there’s been a hurricane, then they throw paper towel rolls

Maybe they can transfer her to the school of acting as a whitewash consultant or something.

I respectfully disagree. Any good stoner food should involve ingredients that can be physically assembled and consumed with a minimum of manipulation, including slicing, cutting, chopping, stirring, mixing, or heating. Each of these manipulative activities requires slightly higher cognitive function and delay of…

I think that piano-playing mantids would be a welcome addition to any home office.  Can you imagine that bad boy or girl on a corner of your desk playing jazz standards and accepting tips of spiders and flies in a tiny tip jar?

Replied to leave a million stars! Cheese for the pooches!

I recommend emptying your pantry (except for the pasta and cheese, of course), partake in a cannabis-based confection of your choosing and then revisit this question.

I could sense the weariness and despair in the blog title, and sympathize with the challenge of engaging readers in the myriad attacks on women’s reproductive rights. Pre-pandemic, I had to walk past the last abortion provider left in my state and the ever-present anti-abortion activists on my way to work every day,…

WTF is up with the metal angel wings?  It’s like a callback to the Victoria’s Secret catalogs of yore, with a sprikling of Ironman fairy dust.  Why can’t we go back to WW’s BDSM roots?

I think she meant 5 days of PTSD time.

“Sounds like whatever the opposite of a riot is”

The 82% of a dollar coin?

I’m sure that McDonald’s has been working diligently to make sure that the McDonald’s employees in these nude photographs and videos are given whatever consideration and compensation to which they are entitled under McDonald’s notoriously progressive sexual harassment policies. 

Should have gone with tiny giraffes

A very simple solution to this is to just tell him that each of the presidents that are currently up there paid for the sculpture with their own money. No donations, no foundations, no lines of credit, no intermediaries, no tax credits, no . Cash on the barrel.

Hey if you have a separate butthole and mouth you’re in the Deuterosome club!  After that it gets a little foggy...