“lay people who never spent $120,000 to join a decade-long book club”

No judgement - just saying its an option :) 

Because my mind hasn’t aged past the age of 12, I have to share the ad the appeared just below this blog - for your demon-fucking-and-pulling-out needs:

Oops! Reading comprehension isn’t my strong suit until later in the day. My bad!

I read this as the anal dildo itself being flirtatious. If indeed this phrase was generated by a Google search algorithm, perhaps the algorithm had some insight into the inner life of an anal dildo. Perhaps instead of “fixing” the algorithm, we should embrace what the algorithm is trying to say. What more would the…

And have forced abortions whether they need them or not, just because.

More importantly, if your hyena boss was constantly bragging about dick size, your boss would just be an asshole.  Intersectionality baby!

Hey I’m not gonna hyena-curious shame anyone and neither should you bucko! :)

Hyena women do (they’re called pseudophalluses)!

Interesting.  I usually wait a decade or two after an applicance trend to jump in but maybe I need to check this air fryer thing out.

I was just reading a dust-up in my local NextDoor universe where some Trumper was arguing along similar lines. He talked about how schools should definitely reopen because the kids just shake off COVID and the death rate is falling, so science says everything’s just fine. But just tracking diagnosis rates and deaths…

The pandemic has changed us all. I hadn’t had a hot dog in years and I’ve rekindled my love affair recently. Not sure I’m ready for this breakfast just yet, but I’m definitely oatmeal-hot dog-curious.

Maybe a dong with extremely ambitious strength. A dong with a relentless pace.

Gosh, you don’t think this could be a distraction? You know, like COVID is kicking Trump’s ass to the point where even he is saying to put on a mask.

I think “LSD cannot kill you” is a bit of an overstatement. I had a physiology class in which Tusko the elephant was used as an example of what happens when you calculate dosages wrong. Common pharmacology rules state that you just scale a dosage by body mass (i.e. you give somebody x mg of drug per kg) but actually…

@goddessoftransitoryrisesagain

Somehow, this whole spectacle made me think of Donny and Marie back in the day - “I’m a little bit countryyyyyy!”

Golly this whole gathering up data from states could be related to the upcoming election do you? I predict Trump is going to point to a big stack of Excel spreadsheet printouts and call it proof of widespread voter fraud related to absentee voting and proactively cast doubt on the legitimacy of the election. If he…

And Freddy might be gay ALSO?!

I’ve seen photographic evidence that they both have hair!