You are doing the Lord’s work, Maria! This trial has brought to light someone literally shitting the bed.

A more powerful argument might be - can you imagine a jail full of Karens? “I’d like to speak to the warden about the lack of dearth of menu options in the cafeteria!”“Do you OWN that bench?” “I have the constitutional right to vocally complain about your ugly prison tattoo” There would be rioting by the other…

My theory: as lizard people, the virus can’t infect them.  It’s science!

Under the current administration, this event will likely earn her a promotion to EPA head. Trump just thought he could subvert the EPA so his cronies could rape the Earth for fun and profit, but he neglected to realize he could fuck with POC even more using racist compliance policies.

THAT’S YOU!!  I saw your poster at the Post Office!

Seconded - I’m not sure if he ever looked cleaned up and I can’t be bothered to Google but my eyes always feel a little sticky viewing one of his pictures.

I bet they get great tips from the customers - “20%+ and I’ll keep my gun holstered; 15% or less and you get a 30 second head start”

Everybody keeps analyzing this like she DIDN’T want to blow her dear husband’s brains out.  Motive ($$$$$), means, opportunity.  If not for all those meddling kids and their cell phone cameras, she have gotten away with it, too!

To stay a little closer to the source material without taking anything away, the Chicksie Dix.

Seconded. His abysmal ignorance will hinder his ability to do any serious damage in office.

Was this taken after climbing the two steps up to the podium?

That’s quite a few more people than just the one person he could shoot in Time Square like he talked about in his original campaign, right?

Is this still available on GOOP? Asking for a friend...

You have no idea how lucky you are!  I’m insanely jealous.

THANKS OBAMA!!!

Tire —> Tyre —> Tyrant

I see what you did there - a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma! 

Glad it wasn’t just me! Before I saw the picture of the note I was scratching my head. Best I could come up with was that the boobies punched out, like they were leaving their shift at the buggy whip factory or something. Either that, or literally punching out the implants, like they said something insulting to you…

Re dating Jesus and Aphrodite, did everyone go out on the same date, or was it wacky hijinks where you dashed between two tables of a restaurant like Jack Roper in an episode of “Three’s Company”?

Only ANTIFA operatives fall backwards and crack their heads open on the floor. It’s science!