The First Amendment doesn’t protect fools like this bunch against beatdowns if they spout that bullshit outside their little gated communities.

Here to second the terrifying smashing claws aspect. They are seemingly tiny but they can really fuck shit up. A lab-mate of mine kept one in the lab and one of my stoner labmates reached in and either had has finger sprained or broken when the mantis shrimp went off on him.

I think the pigeon kissing might be more of a transactional thing than an expression of avian romance. I think light grey pigeon might be the offspring of the dark grey pigeon, and the dark grey pigeon might be providing crop milk, “a semi-solid substance somewhat like pale yellow cottage cheese” that is vomited up on…

After reviewing famed Wypipologist Michael Harriot’s seminal work on Becky cladistics, cited above, I believe there are two potential origins of the modern-day Karens:

Dibs on “Drive-By Confessions” for my new post-emo band

It was a one-off thing Eminem did with Steven Segal in Louisiana back in the early aughts.

He is supposedly thrusting his tiny dick in the coronavirus testing pie

Needs more gold and marble, and at least a yuge T emblazoned on the sides. This must be an initial prototype, unless the pictured ventilator is made from some sort of endangered rain forest wood and rhino leather. Nice touch with the gold nozzle and nails though!

They should have chased the fish tank cleaner with hydrogen peroxide to get both the hyroxy and the chloroquine.

I know - it is almost like the sock-wearing POS in the photo isn’t human!

I think we could spare a few masks for such an event!

“Dog Lovin’ Honky Fever”

Jazz Butchers actually sounds like kind of a fun place to work and shop.

Phew, that’s a relief! I’m fascinated by people’s visions, especially when they step out and try to make them happen. Buckethead is good for me in small doses, but I listen to a lot of different stuff on the strength of the performer’s musical ability.

Isn’t the platinum rule the one where you never have to wait in line because your time is more valuable than anybody else’s?

Please tell me that your Buckethead animus is musical taste-related rather than some other sort of scandal?  

“Because I think at some point I might have to cook for them have them for dinner” Fixed!

The teams could compete out in Times Square for vaccine test subjects!

I thought “Opioid Czar” was an opioid-based recreational drug formulation, like a speedball made out of other speedballs.