This really does happen, at least amongst some coral and (probably) without the frenzied erotic dancing.

Hell yeah! Teddy Roosevelt that shit!

Beats worshipping a damn tree or some shit!

Maybe the NRA can fund the printing of some prayer books they can grab on their way in to school every day. They could keep them in little racks just past the metal detectors.

Not all anthropologists. I had an anthropologist graduate student as my TA in a freshman anthropology course that talked about how being a field anthropologist forwarded his missionary ambitions of converting the people he studied to God.

Most concise and on-point response I have ever witnessed. You, good human, are not a mere human but a deity!

Couldn’t help but think of this song - “Prisoners of Their Hairdos” by Christine Lavin:

Even the penis gets a name like “Mr. Happy” or “Jolly Roger”.

Definitely the look I’d go for!

Great article! I was very conflicted about whether I liked/disliked Gyllenhaal as an actress but as this series evolves, she has become a real force of nature. That monologue from last night really blew me away as well.

“DON’T FUCK WITH PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW!”

Corollary:  Never sit in the one empty seat in an otherwise crammed subway car.

Wow, I’m impressed that you could use your words in that situation and get the desired result! I typically don’t trust my management enough to expect  them to act rationally.  Instead I resort to minor sabotage to make my point!

I had a similar bit of advice, but slightly different context. I was working my second work-study assignment in the wind tunnels during college at a big military aerospace contractor. I was totally psyched, because WIND TUNNELS!

THREE TIMES!

Maybe its a contractual obligation thing, like Van Morisson back in the day:

I dare say the crumbs in the bottom of the Frosted Mini-Wheats bag may be BETTER than the intact biscuits.

As long as they had all their shots and were dewormed.

“Solving the Riddle of the Slovenian Sphinx and the Pussy Bow.”

**tenuously raises hand**