My gawd, is that a human or an exceptionally trained sea lion?!

In the firm I used to work I, I once proposed a basketball game pitting the Mikes against the Pats. They would each have had at least several substitutes.

Oh hi, Kia hampster!

Another favorite of mine is “I hope you get all the _____ you deserve”.

Sitting at home watching Big Mouth is all well and good, but you really need to watch for six hours straight in a public competition.  I propose that the two of you meet at a Best Buy or something with a panel of judges and then we’ll see who can function under pressure.

That was my thought as I read this: “With all due respect, shut the fuck up Mr. Woodward”.

SHE gets it!

Here’s a thought. Instead of whingeing about how wronged you were, why don’t you just run for office again? There’s certainly full disclosure at this point, so just let the people decide.

I even love the freaking opening theme music!  Can’t wait.

I feel like this is leading to a punchline, but I had to reply because I dig your handle.

I’m with you on the adopt a puppy front, but I just have to say that borador is one of the most bad-ass dog names I’ve ever heard. It sounds like a dog that would run through a brick wall to save a baby. Or just because.

You sick bastard!  I thought of exactly the same thing reading this article.

I wasn’t implying better, just different!

Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs

KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.

Yeah, that’s getting real old, the playing of the studio/distributor logos these days before the damn movie kicks in. I’m a big fan of the cold opening, and this practice has about killed off any possibility of that happening.

Here’s one surgical RBF intervention that isn’t likely to invite unwanted intrusions

Definitely would’ve laid down some pretty stubborn kinks.

There’s a sweet spot, somewhere between “catatonic” and “vibrating at sufficiently high frequency that bats pelt at every window”