Can you send me an Insta with an insanely long caption?  Don’t really care what’s in the picture, its all about the attitude and brand and VIBE!

Gradually Sharon Osborne is turning into Glen Close.

OK, having a low tax base is a huge issue for many school districts, but is kind of a red herring. The same bullshit happens at the highly-funded school districts as well. I’ve seen women’s lacrosse and field hockey teams get kicked off the shitty fields they had been using for years to even shittier makeshift fields…

You’re a good soldier, Emily! :)

You trollop you!

dry martini with a twist?

“Super troubled” = “doesn’t impact my privileged life in any way but you won’t just STFU and make this go away”

Don’t know what “sapphire blue” NJ is like but I don’t think I’d like to be next door to some wingnut blasting away with a borrowed weapon to “put down” a “varmint” that is eating neighborhood pets. The fact that the wingnut doesn’t own a gun himself indicates that 1) he (lets face it it’s a dude) can’t pass a…

Except Jennifer doesn’t look pissed off in seemingly every photo like Melania.

Don’t forget the teeth whitening pointers!

Holy shit has Jennifer been replaced with a hologram or a Fembot? Those pictures look to be photoshopped within an inch of their lives. They missed a couple of crow’s feet in the second one.

A: “I am a lawyer” 

“My answer is undercooked chicken.”

I dunno, I think he’s actually kinda rockin’ the medieval bowl cut thing.

My thoughts exactly. This guy should write a book about debauchery on a budget. He could be a prophet for our times!

Only if the gatorv is armed and muling crack up its butt

Don’t some jurisdictions/crimes have laws preventing a criminal from profiting by writing a book about his/her crimes?  I really hope this is the case here.  Otherwise, I hope she writes a wildly successful book, but then all of her royalties get vacuumed up by civil suit settlements from the various victims.

For that matter, if you asked him about it, he’d say he never said that.  And then deny his denial.  It’s too early to drink, but maybe I’ll make an exception since today ends in ‘y’.

Same photo. What happens when a semi-computer-literate poster steps into the virutal buzzsaw that is Kinja. You could tell me how I shouldn’t have pasted the copied photo in but instead entered the URL into the whooziz window, but I don’t care enough to remember.

Exactly.  And all the people who didn’t have sufficient game to woo a willing mate would have been culled out of the population, resulting in a more enjoyable experience for the future generations.