This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Welp. There goes any movie, book, or television show based on 9/11, slavery, the trail of tears, colonial America, the civil war, cutting off Anne Boleyn’s head, the son of Sam, John Lennon, Oscar Grant, MLK, JFK, Malcolm X, Selena, Abraham Lincoln . . . it’ll be easier to just count the cartoon and Christian…

maeve leading an army of robot bulls to trample her enemies to death is #squadgoals

FYI this is not me giving up, just need to rant.

There is a good bit about this in one of Laurence Gonzalez’s survival books.

It tastes SO bad by itself. I primarily use it for mixing protein shakes. I’ll do 8 oz. of pea milk, 8 oz. of water, and two scoops of flavored protein powder and it tastes alright.

Pea milk, bitches (Ripple Unsweetened - it tastes like butt):

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

Is hair shaming bad, akin to body shaming? Because I want to hair shame that Logan Paul goof in the worst way. His hair is less pre-brat Justin Bieber cute and more Peter Brady in his “Silver Platters” era. I don’t feel bad. Not at all.

There’s no reason a good faith request should “come back to bite” a person. She asked if they were interested in a mutually beneficial agreement, all they had to do was say no. They are being utter assholes (two white dudes, how shocking) about it and are the ones looking like they need to learn a lesson about this.

that’s not what they (and we) are saying, though. they’re NOT giving men like james franco and aziz and louis c.k. a pass because they’re not weinstein.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE SHAPE OF WATER! On paper it is everything I should be interested in, but every time I see the trailers for it I just think “meh.”

Great amount of love for Get Out! And lots of technical awards love for Bladerunner 2049, which is highly, highly, highly deserved. If Roger Deakins doesn’t win for cinematography for that movie it’ll be a travesty.

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

You, like Matt Damon, should shut your mouth! She is a goddess.

If he’s worried about sexual abuse by religions, he should be calling on people to burn down the Vatican.

While I would say the film makes you feel empathy for Tonya, to an extent, I definitely wouldn’t call it “redemptive.”

Worst: wrestling.

misogynistic asshole much?