I started watching Buffy when it aired on the WB with my older sister. I was 10, she was 14. I vividly remember watching that first episode. My mom watched it with us. I’m sure my sister still has copies of some of those first 2 seasons on VHS.

I saw him perform stand-up once. He was doing a short set before his girlfriend at the time. He was so high he could barely talk (I don’t blame him. I live in Colorado. We gots the weeds.)

and those teeth! He was so good in Moonlight too. He gives me the feels in my heart and my parts.

My partner has this haircut. He is also blonde, blue-eyed and white. Worse even, he’s tall and athletic-looking. So basically he’s Hitler’s wet dream. He knows it. I know. Our friends know it. It’s a thing.

“He just wants to watch PBS!” Best heckle ever.

I fully cosign what Larry said.

Easy. He sold his soul to maintain his position as speaker. The soulless tend to be on the pale side.

Agreed. I (privately to myself) think my partner would like great in breeches and riding boots.

I have been continuously reminding Cory Gardener of Colorado that—because he continues to make the false assertion that protesters, like me, are paid—it would appear that he has no interest in keeping his senate seat and come election season, we will be happy to relieve him of it.

Yeah, like many M. Night Shyamalan films, there’s a lot of build and not much payoff. I was intrigued by the idea and that carried me through maybe 1/4 of the film. James McAvoy was good. Although, he could do no wrong in my eyes.

I took my daughter to the movies this weekend to see Split because she’s weird and I’m weird and we like thriller stuff.

Hooking up isn’t inherently dehumanizing if the default is to treat each other like people. PUA culture is about viewing people (women people) as points on a board or goals to be achieved. It’s the definition of objectification. So yeah, casual sex isn’t necessarily the problem. Being a dickhead about it is.  

Sex for sex’s sake is fine, I guess. But fucking someone you actually have interest in as a person? Priceless.

One time SO and I were surprised by my period—that’s what happens when you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle, amiright?? Anyway, we didn’t notice until afterwards when he found a partial bloody hand print on the wall. I launched into the Law & Order SVU intro: “In the crime justice system...” He turned around and…

“Do you know that a wall has two sides? And nobody is free?” -PussyRiot.

Works for me. Tomatillos are delicious!

She is not innocent by any means, but I wouldn’t call her participation “active”. She doesn’t seem particularly interested in politics broadly—let alone policy or ideology.

Haha annoying Chris Brown is MY FAVORITE. Aziz likes doing it too. Which is why he is also MY FAVORITE.

I just do not get the hype with Damien Chazellle. He is luke warm and so are his movies.