I love that even though Britney is a well-documented dope af dancer, she still does the silly mom-in-car dance moves. Makes me feel better about my own car dancing.

I really enjoy reading your pieces (all your pieces??) about running, Beth. I’ve been really down for allowing myself to decondition after my first half marathon last year. I promised myself I wouldn’t do that, but here we are.

I am interested to see his interview with Dr. Phil. He has never spoken publicly about the case. I can only imagine how hard things have been for him.

Correct

I think the attempts to scapegoat Burke is a travesty. He was 9 and asleep the night his sister was murdered.

That makes sense. Sex can be a whole thing. I’d probably be having sex way more if getting fucked wasn’t always on the menu. Don’t get me wrong, P in V is awesome. But you’re right, getting the vagina involved can be a whole thing.

Useless just like your taste buds.

That’s why I call Liam the ‘Lil-est Hemsworth. Chris is the Handsomest Hemsworth. Obvi.

Just promise me you won’t become one of those anti-GMO, misanthropic, exclusively-raw-organic-juice types.

I used to be like you, Bobby. Young, and wild, and free. Then I fell in love with a 30-something straight white male from Cleveland.

Tangentially related sex brag: SO and I had shower sex the other day and some Old Spice shower gel got involved at one point. I don’t think the fact that my tits smelled like a lumberjack detracted at all from his experience.

FINALLY

Tracking protein (or micro/macro nutrient intake in general) is so important for Vegan/Vegetarian diets. Especially for new veggies and/or veggies starting a new fitness regime.

Ha, yeah. I like the ice lady from Project Runway saying she didn’t even come to “interact” with the other designers. Like, “I’m not here to talk to human beings. I’m here to gather intelligence for the invasion and future enslavement of your planet...I mean, win.”

I mean, yeah. Will watch.

This isn’t RuPaul’s best friend race.

This is business.

My roommate was yelling “Serpentine, Rickon! Serpentine!” at the television.

Yup, speaking truth to power. That is the Pac I know and love. That is what made him so culturally relevant and a legend of hip-hop, at least in my mind.

Yes. Also 28 years old. Grew up in Colorado.