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And this is why people with English degrees are important. Liberal arts FTW.

Pardon me for sounding like a perv, but Gaga has the most beautiful body. So gorgeously ripe.

Good Christ! I have 3 kids, all birthed in a hospital setting with the assistance of a midwife, nurse and husband (and drugs for 2 of them). I cannot, for the fucking life of me, imagine giving birth at 16 in my childhood home's bedroom (how do you hide the mess from your mom?!). Then taking that newborn - so soon

Kelvin filter??! Argh, my eyes!!!

In my heart and mind, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez will always be the fully dressed and not at all crazy friends of a big, purple dinosaur. (and Selena totally beat Miliey out on the whole "Wrecking Ball" angle).

On a side note, you win at life for using Gordon Gartrelle's top model as your avatar.

"It's a mutual relationship rather than one based on her fawning for a man. Her being strong doesn't de-masculate him, and hopefully that's pushing a more positive message about gender equality."

Live action re-interpretation of a Disney classic? I don't know if I can ...

"I think it's irresponsible to take a bunch of actors that will have a Google alert on and to suddenly throw their name into a situation that none of us could possibly knowingly comment on," Johansson said. "That just feels irresponsible to me."

Impressive show of morals by all companies involved!

Here's a conundrum:

I'm hoping that people don't show up to heckle Phelps' funeral, thinking they're being ironic. We don't need to forgive Phelps in order to avoid stooping to his level - God knows, I don't forgive him - and letting his signature brand of assholery become the new normal by imitating it would be allowing him more of a

LETS.
TALK.
ABOUT.
LAVERNE.

THIS. Thank you. And no mention of Suzanne??? Doubleyew tee eff, Netflix.

There was a Mean Girls sequel. It was hilarious...ly bad.

Can we PLEASE talk about how he has a "TM" after his name???

OMG, I was dying when his family kept warning the ladies about him. WARNING SIGNS: His own family doesn't think he's that great!

no, I feel the same way. obviously I'd prefer that this never happened to them at all, but since it did, I appreciate so much that they're willing to step forward and erase any reasonable doubt his defenders have.