No he hires people who come from improv (Tina Fey, Bill Hader, Gilda Radner, Mike Myers,ect.) backgrounds because he needs his employees to work fast and be quick with jokes and writing. And memorizing their lines isn't the only thing they have to do all week. They have 5 days to write, block, rehearse, reblock, shoot…

The show's creator, Lorne Michaels, doesn't allow improv. He's banned people from the show for improvising in sketches and monologues.

A lot of scripts get written an re=written at the last moment and Lorne Micheals does not allow improvisation at all.

I so want to be crazy about Lena. She's normally proportioned, has some interesting things to say, and seems to be an independent spirit. But she also smacks of "overprivileged girl slumming". It's very easy to dress how you want, talk how you want, and buy lots of cute clothes and live in a picturesque apartment in a…

Yeah, that observation would make more sense if we saw rappers abstain from the booty shaking and/or vixens in their videos when they got girlfriends or wives. In real life, Ludacris has a baby with a person who is not his girlfriend. This is because, as rumored, he constantly cheats on her. And later on, it says they…

There's "traditional male/female roles" and then there's "big red flag from someone treating a partner like property."

Tara Lipinski is one hot piece of ass.

The science of this is important and tells us whether or not it's ethical. I hope you get a lot of stars.

I got into an argument over this on another forum, but as a former vet tech, what galls me is that the doctor allowed this. It required that the dog be kept under anesthesia for the tattoo, which occurred after the surgery. MAJOR surgery, that resulted in a large amount of blood loss, dangerously low body temperature,…

Ah there's always that guy who takes up half the rink at a public arena to show off!

I love you Kesha! Keep doing what you do and every time someone comes along and bitches that you're not "Ladylike" or "Classy" enough, you just keep being comfortable in your skin!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a starlet in possession of a good face and figure must be in want of good sense.

Well, you're a lady so everything you do is for attention. Don't even try to live an authentic life; we know women are not authentic. They exist in the minds of other people.

Listen up, Catalano. Some of us just fall down. We just do. So take your highlights and your reliable center of gravity and go piss on someone else's cornflakes.

I love her answer. But between Tris and Katniss, Katniss wins no contest.

You should chill.

Shailene Woodley's PR team is in overdrive because she is in two movies being released soon. She is an excellent actress but I just can't get revved for these much

You are stealing, and you are fully aware that it is wrong. Don't blame the artist or the record company. If you didn't want to steal, you wouldn't. Your logic makes no sense. What's to stop you from pocketing small items when you go to the grocery store? It's okay, right, because if they didn't want you to steal the…

Maybe it's not about you. I hate to ask for help because I was raised to believe that I should be able to do everything if only I am smart enough, capable enough, motivated enough, etc. So it feels like failure to have to ask. It has nothing to do with my partner, but it has a lot to do with the values and standards I…

Damnnn, all the ladies in the bachelor this year were insanely awsome and cool. Sharlene needs no words, Andi is totally fierce and Lucy and Kelly are hilarious. I don't think Juan Pablo is worse than the other bachelors. I think the female contestants this year were just so much better than usual that his shit became…