People would ask me to tell them but I didn’t have an answer, and they couldn’t stand that...We still have some of these letters that said, We find it immoral to have a character that you can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman.

I appreciate your trust in Kylie but there is just no way that is true.

I mean, the prestige, the power, the glamour... doing lines of coke with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and leaving bags of flaming dog shit on Scalia's front porch... That's the ticket.

Virginia ABC officers are absolutely terrifying thugs. I have no doubt that minorities get the worst of it but I even know a couple of white sorority girls who have stories of being accosted outside of stores selling alcohol by ABC officers. In both cases they were plainclothes in an unmarked car (so they did not look…

We have this ultra-smug local news anchor who wrote this insufferable post about how after the Rolling Stone story and Ferguson, we needed to wait before all the faaaaaacts were iiiiiiiin, maaaaaaaaaaan before condemning Johnson’s treatment. I eagerly await his post-facts assessment.

That line made me soooooo mad. When I was a senior in high school I won a contest from our school’s annual magazine fundraiser to go on a weekend trip to the beach with other student winners from other high schools. My school was selected to provide chaperones, so two teachers came. While we were there the company…

Islamic terrorists want “war” so they can validate what their extremist teachings have been saying to other hopeful recruits.

christ on a number of fancy crackers

My degree is in East Asian History. Chinese History classes, the class was about 75% Chinese-American kids. Korean History classes, the class was about 75% Korean-American kids. Hell, my Central Asian history class had a student from Kazakhstan in it.

Thank God for this. I had a man today tell me in the SNOBBIEST voice “Well, you know what they say. A tech with one year of experience has half the experience of a tech with two years of experience”

Sea level: It really does mean what you think it means.

When I lived in CA, I worked in a kitchen in close proximity to the public. One day, I overheard someone say to his dining companion, “You know, we’re really much more knowledgable about food here in California because we’re so diverse and love all kinds of food. I mean, we have flavors that people in the Midwest…

dude hedwig like

“If a nickel could urinate, it would taste like Bud Light.”

No, not all babies look the same. My niece is the cutest baby in the world so I know.

I dunno... seemed relevant...

Contrary to what the coward prosecutors from past brutality cases would have the public believe, a grand jury is unnecessary for indictment. They simply used it to bypass a trial, they had no intention of securing an indictment and it was clear from the proceedings in those grand juries.

Everyone is throwing shade at Blake but I totally get where she’s coming from. I grew up dreaming of going to Harvard. I had a one track mind and it was my singular goal in life to study journalism there. I had Harvard bunting all over my walls and pretty much any and all merchandise you can think of! My mom, who had…

It’s great when celebrities think they can go to graduate school without having attended any sort of college, and maybe having barely finished high school.

Little Blake Lively down the block might be going to Harvard!