It tends to just work out. I think it's a matter of size. The tampons being much smaller than most of the dicks that have been in there (though not all, but that's another story).

WHAT?! I had no idea all this time Oreos were so earth-conscious and healthy. TO THE GROCERY STORE!

AND WHAT AN UPGRADE!

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

If she has children with Joe Magniello, we won’t be able to look directly at them. Like the sun.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

This is insane. I have a friend who lives in the the same area of CO and her daughter’s school wants them to have their preteen kids make a food log. Yes, because preteen girls need to have what they eat judged. Hey CO, just be cool. Let’s not be so...uncool.

I think when they write things like this:

This mom should be shamed because they weren’t Double Stuf.

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

“Favorite food?” “Meat... .”

The longer I stare at that photo of John Travolta, the less he resembles an actual human being. Is he...made out of wood?

This was my fav response to that.

And white people everywhere are like, “Violence is bad, I could never condone it... yeah beat that child! and those looters!”

So I don’t particularly like the police as an institution, but intentionally getting bodily fluids on a cop (or regular folk, for that matter) is often considered assault. And I also can’t tell what’s going on this video. I’m not saying she wasn’t injured or that she deserved to be hit in the face, but it also seems…

I don’t even like Emma Stone all that much, but why oh why is she throwing her lot in with Woody Allen.

If you were a woman no one would have heard of you because women can’t compete in the decathlon. You wouldn’t be a hero. You would be a frustrated young athlete who wasn’t given a chance.

I don’t think that’s necessarily true. Hopefully history will go that way, but there’s no guarantee of some sort of unending social progression. Societies are quite capable of regressing and becoming more restrictive.